Thursday, May 18, 2006

Pretentious Poetry Thursday SLAM Edition!1!! This one goes out to all the cobagz.

Hey Piddle Diddle

The hipcat and the fiddle
kidnapped the dog and a spoon.

The geriatric cow got tired of the milking
and dry humped the rotten moon.

Child protective services arrested
some old bitch living in a shoe.

Reform School Girls Seven
starred five of her brood.

Twelve of the little bastards
were shot dealing junk.

Three got shanked
for talking in the clink.

So always wear a rubber
its better than you think.

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