Friday, May 19, 2006

Pharyngula Slays Me!

I read this sentence twice before I figured it out:

Four of my favorite things are development, evolution, and breasts, and now I have an article that ties them all together in one pretty package.


Awesome. I am really on the ball today.

To hell with frugalness and all that shit. I am going out tonight to Nanny O'Briens in Cleveland Park and I am going to drink at least 5 Imperial pints of something, probably Guiness, and write more of my horror screenplay. This weekend is set aside for writing screenplays and picking up my specially tailored pants.

In other news, I haven't seen the car with the "I heart Tromaville High School" again, so I am willing to be that it was indeed driven by a hot single women in her late twenties who loves watching really bad science fiction movies. I will never met her.

My life is a dark pit of dark darkness in an abyssal sea of tragedy.

12 comments:

teh l4m3 said...

Wang the Merciless doesn't like Flash.

Chuckles said...

Wang the Merciless doesn't like it when people invade his personal space, Flash most importantly of all.

teh l4m3 said...

Is this the part where some huge blonde guy throws a ball at your head?

Chuckles said...

Is that from the movie?

teh l4m3 said...

Uh-huh.

oarprado: rowing to a Spanish museum.

Chuckles said...

Patty (la)Bell makes some oddly coy comments about being a Log Cabin Republican in the comment thread over at his site.

But that neither here nor there when it comes to Flash Gordon. I still think the bug in the stump thing is icky.

teh l4m3 said...

Yeah that totally creeped me out when I saw it as a kid...

Pinko Punko said...

I have been obsessed with that movie ever since right before nacho mentioned it. I must watch it. Of course you can't get it on DVD in the US. F***ers.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLASH GORDON APPROACHING?

OPEN FIRE, ALL WEAPONS!

Flash, Flash! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!

Lindsey said...

Trust me...I think there are more women out there like that than you know. I know from experience.

Chuckles said...

I think Linny is a member of the secret society, Women Who Love Troma and Want to Love Chuckles In Secret Collective AKA WWLTWLCISC. There are state chapters.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

If you work on your play over drinks, it's a write-off business expense.

Chuckles said...

Oh, baby, I love it when you talk dirty.