I read this sentence twice before I figured it out:
Four of my favorite things are development, evolution, and breasts, and now I have an article that ties them all together in one pretty package.
Awesome. I am really on the ball today.
To hell with frugalness and all that shit. I am going out tonight to Nanny O'Briens in Cleveland Park and I am going to drink at least 5 Imperial pints of something, probably Guiness, and write more of my horror screenplay. This weekend is set aside for writing screenplays and picking up my specially tailored pants.
In other news, I haven't seen the car with the "I heart Tromaville High School" again, so I am willing to be that it was indeed driven by a hot single women in her late twenties who loves watching really bad science fiction movies. I will never met her.
My life is a dark pit of dark darkness in an abyssal sea of tragedy.