Because we need the fucking space for the new shit to move in:
Honeywell introduces Little Brother Spy Robot. Does anyone believe this guy: "Our intentions are to use it only in tactical situations as an extra set of eyes," said police department spokesman Juan Villalba. Didn't someone say something similar about FISA?
The USA is expanding the fingerprinting of foreign travelers. If terrorists have never committed a crime in the US or traveled here before enacting some plot, how would this stop them? Why are all of our terrorist prevention attempts so bumfucking ass backwards? That dumb fucking liquid ban was rather fucking dumb. The ban on toenail clippers? Dumb. What the fuck am I going to do? Give the pilot a pedicure? Morans.
Hillary Clinton exagerated, or really fabricated, a story about a sniper attack. I am rather guilty of this as well. I exagerate and fabricate stories all the time. There is a slight difference between me and Senator Clinton: I do it for humor, not to score cheap points against a political rival. I asked what else she could do to prove to me that my dislike of her as a candidate was valid. Business as usual against business as (hopefully) something new.
8 comments:
Giving pedicures to pilots is a very dangerous activity.
I think probably involves oral sex.
Not if it is a mani-pedi, Mandos.
I remember this time I had to hunt down a terrorist looking to detonate a nuke. I had to work as both a Marine and a British SAS commando to track him down. Then I remembered that was from Call of Duty 4.
BTW, did you see South Park last night? They did a hilarious parody of Heavy Metal. The kids were getting high off cat pee and then hallucinating that they were in the film. The animation was spot on, and they even had some of the songs.
I saw some of it, but passed out before I could watch the whole thing when it replayed at 1 am.
Heavy Metal was and is great. Heavy Metal 2000 is not worth a dime.
South Park was brilliant! I think my favourite part, though, was Eric Cartman sheltering all of the cats in his attic.
I hate South Park.
Hate.
Hate.
Hate.
AG, breasts are not a tool of the patriarchy.
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