I am quite a threat to those under four feet tall:
I can take out 28 five year olds before they drag me down with their small hands and bitey teeth.
Update 2/17/08: I saw this thing on Nikkos' site and I was bored and thought it was vaguely amusing. I did not have to deal with any dating site advertising to take it. Sorry about that. I would never knowingly endorse a dating site, I think they are incredibly lame.