However, that may be due to my ricockulously tight leather hotpants.
Everyone make sure that you record the stimulus check as income when you are filing your taxes in 2009. What? You didn't know that you had to report it? Oh, yes you do. They get you coming and going. Especially on the phone while complaining about your treatment in Gitmo.
Addendum: The H&R Block employee who informed me of this may have been incorrect. I'll do some research and update.