I have been rollerblading 10 miles a day for the last two days. No big deal, but I am feeling the burn. Whatever. The potential health benefits are nice and all but the social benefits are not really nice at all. Supposing I lose some weight, which is not really likely in that I am more likely to just start packing on pounds of muscle, could I ever trust any person that decided they wanted a piece of The Genius?
I don't think so. That relationship would be based on totally shallow visions of my sweet ass. Of course, the reverse is absolutely untrue.
Also, further evidence that Republicans are duplicitous dogs.
16 comments:
You cannot, they will most likely want you for your money until they find out you have none.
That was sort of the point, but it once again flew over your head like the mighty B-2 bombers on it's way to bomb the brown people of the world.
if broken arrow taught me one thing, it;s that b2's won't get anything done if they're piloted by cobags like john travolta and christian slater.
they are like little wafers of doom floating in the sky that make me want to go skeet-shooting
zpetk: the church of scientology's new and improved supergod with +25 ominpotence
For christ's sake, chuckles -- ROLLERBLADING?
God you're a dork.
My bike is locked up in my old apartment, lay off.
Besides, it is great exercise for the lower body.
Also, babes.
mostly, losers
How's that joke go? What's the hardest part of rollerblading?
I second teh's comments.
Flew over my head? Whatever! You just don't like that I say what everyone wants to see said!
Once again adorable girlfriend is absolutely correct. All women want you for is your money.
And don't tell me that was the point of the post. That is complete crap.
Gosh, if Dano wasn't married (or if it is Mrs. Dano, either way), AG would be so loving him/her.
Now, can Dano and/or Mrs. Dano hook us up with a picture to Chucksmash once and for all?
Everybody missed the joke in this post. It is pretty subtle.
Is the joke about how you're getting all toned and buff after rollerblading for two days?
I guess sometimes I am too subtle for everyone.
Oh, lament the plight of the genius.
you should try roller discos. i hear they're pretty hot.
Yeeaaah, um, ok.
Gosh, I totally heart Yo-Yo!
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