Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What is up with these chicas, indeed?

I have been rollerblading 10 miles a day for the last two days. No big deal, but I am feeling the burn. Whatever. The potential health benefits are nice and all but the social benefits are not really nice at all. Supposing I lose some weight, which is not really likely in that I am more likely to just start packing on pounds of muscle, could I ever trust any person that decided they wanted a piece of The Genius?

I don't think so. That relationship would be based on totally shallow visions of my sweet ass. Of course, the reverse is absolutely untrue.

Also, further evidence that Republicans are duplicitous dogs.

16 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You cannot, they will most likely want you for your money until they find out you have none.

Chuckles said...

That was sort of the point, but it once again flew over your head like the mighty B-2 bombers on it's way to bomb the brown people of the world.

almostinfamous said...

if broken arrow taught me one thing, it;s that b2's won't get anything done if they're piloted by cobags like john travolta and christian slater.

they are like little wafers of doom floating in the sky that make me want to go skeet-shooting

zpetk: the church of scientology's new and improved supergod with +25 ominpotence

teh l4m3 said...

For christ's sake, chuckles -- ROLLERBLADING?

God you're a dork.

Chuckles said...

My bike is locked up in my old apartment, lay off.

Besides, it is great exercise for the lower body.

Also, babes.

fulsome said...

mostly, losers

Chuckles said...

How's that joke go? What's the hardest part of rollerblading?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I second teh's comments.

Flew over my head? Whatever! You just don't like that I say what everyone wants to see said!

Dandrobium said...

Once again adorable girlfriend is absolutely correct. All women want you for is your money.

And don't tell me that was the point of the post. That is complete crap.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Gosh, if Dano wasn't married (or if it is Mrs. Dano, either way), AG would be so loving him/her.

Now, can Dano and/or Mrs. Dano hook us up with a picture to Chucksmash once and for all?

Chuckles said...

Everybody missed the joke in this post. It is pretty subtle.

Yosef said...

Is the joke about how you're getting all toned and buff after rollerblading for two days?

Chuckles said...

I guess sometimes I am too subtle for everyone.


Oh, lament the plight of the genius.

almostinfamous said...

you should try roller discos. i hear they're pretty hot.

Chuckles said...

Yeeaaah, um, ok.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Gosh, I totally heart Yo-Yo!