Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

I finished moving to my new apartment. All my stuff is everywhere and I have been showering at the office. I also haven't gone to sleep earlier than 3 AM for three days in a row. Normally, this is not a problem, but then my normal waking hours previously were sometime between noon and 1 PM. I get up at 7 AM. I feel hung over. I can walk home for lunch now and try to put my bed together during my lunch hour. This evening I can get my TV, stereo and DVD player all put together and then go through the boxes I packed and get rid of 300 pounds of stuff. A good portion is going to be my comic books. Those I will try to sell off and if that fails, I will mail them to a guy I know in Chicago that can move things for me. I had thought about keeping them until I bought a house and then wallpapering a bathroom with the comics. How cool would that be? Well, I'll tell you. IT is sucha cool idea, I saw it on cRibs once. I will then go through my books and get rid of the Robert Jordans which should make up the rest of the 300 pound goal. Hey, teh l4m3? You said your library needs books, right?

11 comments:

Smartypants said...

The very best part about moving is getting rid of crap.

At least, that's what I say when I'm surrounded by the boxes.

Chuckles said...

I got rid of a whole lot of paper i had been schlepping around for 10 years. Some of it had gone into storage and most hadn't seen the light of day (or any light) for almost as long. I found my greatest hits in high school doodling and tossed them along with 60 pounds of other assorted paper before I packed anything.

fulsome said...

cRibs made me think it was some type of magic ribs for a moment.

Also, PP alerted me that I am on a typo binge.

Carry on.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Fulsome, are you going to let Pinko boss you around like that?

And you were going to wallpaper with comics? Chuckwonder, what's that about?

Kevin Wolf said...

I'm about to move and I hope to divest myself of as much old crap as I can, including boxes of paper, files I ain't looked at in years.

Wish me luck.

Chuckles said...

Audits are a bitch. I may or may not have inadvertently, unknowingly engaged in a small ($1000 or less) accidental tax fraud once when I was 17 and filled out some forms incorrectly for a senior citizen and listed the recepient as "Chuckles teh Genius". But who's counting? Oh yeah, them IRS peoples.

Cock-Eyed Mick said...

Chuck: In response to your most recent comment--

You have always been a cheap whore. But that is one of the reasons we all love you.

Chuckles said...

I thought you all loved me because at a time in the past, I said everything you wouldn't.

Now, in the time of the future, I say all the things you would never understand.

The voices have asked me to beat your ass in drinking and The Dark Man's wedding. After I pork a hellacious amount of babes.

xxhhsxxv: The Naughty Health and Human Services Department

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Chuckles Howard, we ARE not babes, chicks or other inappropriate words. And you my pet are not PORKING anything with such attitudes about women.

Chuckles said...

Says you.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Says all women, a few of your ex lover boy toys and your mother.


(I still maple leaf you, love)