Well, my celebrity dream cameo number 2 was not posted. I am not sure how I feel about that. It wasn't really my best effort. The dream I had involving my younger brother, rollerblades, punk werewolf rollerblade gangs, aliens, predators and the ever expanding nephew was pretty damn awesome. The other dream I had involving Hugo Weaving, Bruce Lee, Hope Chest and a some naked chick that I was (surprise) not having sex with was pretty odd. I should really send that over on my lunch break. Pinko Punko, will you set your fax machine to "Massive Load", please?#
In any other news, I have almost completed moving. All but one box and my bike are in my new place. As yet, I have not been able to make it through to the power company to switch the services and I have not even begun to fight for the interwebs. Helob is not at all happy with the new place and stalks around in a pissed mode. Incidentally, reading spider body language is pretty damn hard. The difference between happy and pissed is subtle. Pretty much the only way to tell pissed from happy is whether or not Helob is currently eating a cricket. In my mind, this explains why so many newlywed female spiders* end up eating their young husbands. Among spiders, many males are completely comfortable with the idea of couples counseling. They don't want to be eaten anymore than I do. Although, I suppose the incidents of cannibalism among spiders would be significantly reduced if the men would stop moisturizing with barbecue sauce.+
Where was I? Oh yeah, when the choice is you life or counseling, I suppose that is a good motivator but I prefer Plato. See the thing about Plato is that he's good and whatever. I was in some shop the other day and I smelled Play-Doh. That stuff was great. If I had misbehaved@ and was banished to my room without dinner, Play-Doh was there as a toy and snack, if necessary. A bit like a boyfriend or husband if you are a female spider.
#Seriously, just ask PopRen about my massive plunger defying loads of dung.
+KC is not great for your skin either. A-1 tends to aggravate ex-ezc-exema although I find it has quite a pleasant bouquet.
@I thought I never misbehaved. I always knew exactly what I was doing, so how is that mis- anything?