My parents will be in town, maybe I will ask them to come along. Maybe not, there aren't that many chairs in the Black Cat.
And yes, I can already feel the fresh new body under the old lumpy flesh from three days of rollerblading and one day of weights. I am a genius and I can force my body into a state of hyperefficient energy usage.
If you could force your body into a state of hyperefficient energy usage, why exercise at all? Just say, "Body, use energy hyperefficiently now! I'm going to have a few Mai-tais and watch Roseanne reruns on ABC Family Channel."
And it would get rid of all the excess! You'd be tone and have high muscle definition!
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You're going to see Lagwagon, Chuckwagon?
AG will only go if she is sure she can hook up after the show...
Well, I am not letting you hook up with me, that's for sure.
You better take your mother with you! May 14th is her day!
My parents will be in town, maybe I will ask them to come along. Maybe not, there aren't that many chairs in the Black Cat.
And yes, I can already feel the fresh new body under the old lumpy flesh from three days of rollerblading and one day of weights. I am a genius and I can force my body into a state of hyperefficient energy usage.
I am also good at hyper-verbose vocabulary usage.
May 14th??? Awww, but I'm hungry for taut roller-blading buttocks now...
Yup, I'm a giant tease...even with the ladies.
I'm an equal oppurtunity tease.
If you could force your body into a state of hyperefficient energy usage, why exercise at all? Just say, "Body, use energy hyperefficiently now! I'm going to have a few Mai-tais and watch Roseanne reruns on ABC Family Channel."
And it would get rid of all the excess! You'd be tone and have high muscle definition!
Yes, that is indeed true. But for the fact that I am a humble man, I would do just that. Except for the Mai-Tais, they would be gin and tonics.
And the Roseanne marathon, the show would be Babylon 5 or either incarnation of Battlestar Galactica.
That was so dis, bitch!
does anyone else see the bearded atheist guy breaking the sidebar on the right?
am i taking crazy pills?
Yes, AIF. We try not to ask. You know what it's like when you open a can of Chuckie...
I like the paragraph explaining the picture.
It took me a while to figure out the code to get that stuff to display properly, too.
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