Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Mmmmm Bake-Off Cookies...

So once again, I declare myself the winner of the 2008 E-True Holiday Cookie E-Bake Off tm. Mendacious D made a spuriously solid attempt at unseating the champion, but ultimately failed as his concocted confection was slightly off. I think his Wormwood-root-embellished-East-Prussian-truffle-flaked-creme-brule puffs went bad in the time it took them to reach me. He did have them sent by African carrier pigeon, so he gets points for style, but loses points for stagflation of flavor.

As for my entry, I went with my traditionally sinful-extragalactic sugar cookies. Of course, they were fantastic again. I would even go so far as to say that what remains of my mind was shattered even further and into teenier, tinier pieces than the last time I followed the Recipes of the Mad Arab. I experienced some oddly coherent visions while tripping back through the doorways of my mind, trekking past the mouth of madness, the tongue of inconceivability, the tastebuds of infinite esoterocity. I will commit these visions to paper and relay them to you through this electronoscopic ether in due time. William Shatner may or may not feature heavily in these visions, as may spandex skirts. Or mayhaps not.

Should you like a trip down memory lane:
The second post.
The third post.
The fourth post.
And I'll leave it up to you to find the confessional post. I once again state that it was all totally worth it.

7 comments:

Mandos said...

I'm sorry, I won this contest already with my chocolate chipmunk acorn cookies.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Yawn.

Von said...

Um, yeah, HI. Bakeoff judge here. In order to WIN the bakeoff, one must ENTER the bakeoff, and SHIP COOKIES to the JUDGES. I have received no such entry from Chuckles. Therefore, you remain, a BAKEOFF LOSER.

Chuckles said...

I am the winner of the 2008 E-True Holiday Cookie E-Bake Off tm. You are hosting some phony, non-e-true, non-e-bake off.

Your schnozz berries do not taste like schnozz berries.

Von said...

Keep tellin' yourself that.

Mendacious D said...

You're absolutely right. I should have gone with the North-East Prussian truffle, but they were in short supply last year.

Live and learn, I guess.

Chuckles said...

Decadently divine, Men D. The North-East Prussian truffles would have put you over the top of my sanity-scrambled mind.