That title is more of a stretch than my last work out. Lemme try some others on you. Have you heard the one about the Iraqi Journalist? His shoes were made for throwing. Ouch, that pains me. How about this: "Attempted Iraqi Advertising Pitch Goes Wide." Or maybe, "Bush Ducks Shoes Better Than Blame."
Forget it.
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you know that this means all future interviews will be conducted barefoot, right?
Just like at the airport!
Which means that those shoes could have been bombs!
I was trying to work in the Shoebomber, but it didn't flow. I really cramped myself trying to get some softball joke sin with journalism, and then I gave up.
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