Friday, June 29, 2007

This is Not Me

Some people collect stamps. Some people collect other stuff. The only advice I have is for the guy. GO BUY A RING AND MARRY HER, YOU DUMB MORON. Any woman willing to move in with you and not throw away your stuff when you go to work is an amazing woman and you will never be able to display the devotion she has, just by agreeing to move in with you.

17 comments:

almostinfamous said...

is that really a photo of the stuff that guy has?

i would dump him for having a yoda fetish. WTf?

Kathleen said...

reason #243 why living in a loft space with another person is not a good idea.

Chuckles said...

I don't get the Yoda fetish either but the comments are funny.

fish said...

Damn. If she watches football or baseball too I'll marry her...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

It's too creepy for AG's liking. I mean the guy can do what he wants, but AG would be too creeped out.

Chuckles said...

That is because AG has no spirit of adventure. Or at least, no no desire for adventures that don't involve credit cards.

Adorable said...

AG is not having an adventure with a high interest rate on trashy credit card. Oh noes.

Snag said...

AG, you're breaking my heart with that attitude.

Adorable said...

AG, you're breaking my heart with that attitude.

Snag, anytime you give up that lovely wife and three snaglets. Anytime.

gregor samsa said...

Man have you read about Plover's new hobby? Spiders!

Brando said...

She should run away. You know he's going to break out the Yoda furry costume on the wedding night.

It's one thing to have a room of one's own. It's another to decorate your apartment like Jonah Goldberg's.

Adorable said...

Today is July 9th. That would be the ninth day of July and more than ten after June 29th. Just sayin'...

Plover and spiders are like Pinko and NJ: Perfect Together!

Kathleen said...

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?
Cats suck. Tarantulas are way cooler.


I may have to institute a self-ban from this blog.

Adorable said...

Do it K-unit.

I can give advice on that, given my own personal 3Fools! attack. (Though I did swing by and read Plover's meme response today).

Jennifer said...

What? No Gregor comment on Plover and spiders?

Jennifer said...

Damn!! I just saw it. Curses Gregor!!!

Swiftyjess said...

Is that the reason Mark married me? I have always wondered...