I was just called by an automated telemarketer with a refinance offer. I don't own a home. I don't have a land line. I thought we weren't supposed to get telemarketing calls on cell phones.
Crap.
Update: I was right. Regulations prohibit using automated dialers to call cellular numbers. The number was from the 712 area code, in western Iowa. That's a long bike ride for an ass whupping. I better get moving.
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I will happily loan you my car, some rubber tubing, and a ball gag if you promise to dedicate at least one nasty whup to me. Fucking telemarketers.
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I might just dedicate all the whups to you, Miss Syl.
Damn.
I have so much insurance, snag. I have renter's insurance for all the usual stuff and it even covers computer breakdowns, data recovery and theft. I have a non-owners driver's insurance policy that covers me in the event that I borrow a car, like Miss Syl's. I am covered for more property damage with a vehicle than I am currently worth, alive or dead.
That's a good start, Chuckles, but if you have any disposable income left, you're clearly underinsured.
Haha
Oh damn! Was AG not supposed to give out your number to Wells Fargo? Don't ask what she did with Tuckbag's info.
Do you have self-impressed pedntic ass insurance (AssFlak) in case you run into one, and he gets you canned?
Now THAT would be a service.
I am very flattered. And I'd be happy for you to be my whupping boy any time you'd like.
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