Memorize the lyrics to Red Dwarf
Memorize the lyrics to Puff the Magic Dragon
Memorize the lyrics to The Ballad of Big Snake and Mister Frog by John Bustine
Buy a plane ticket
Get two weeks off work
Finish another short story
Flog the quartermaster if he fails to bring enough sunscreen
Charge the cattle prod batteries, and the replacement batteries
Check the sights on my rifle collection
Flog the quartermaster if he fails to purchase enough ammunition for the rifle collection
Have the muleskinner check the animals
Keep up the healthy diet and Charles Atlas exercises
***Sent from my trusty short-wave radio***
6 comments:
I'd like to lie,
shipwrecked and comatose,
drinking fresh mango juice
...that's off the top of my head.
i applied it by magic marker to drywall somewhere once.
Watch those muleskinners. They're nothing but trouble.
You forgot:
Become less angry.
and
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Floggings for everyone!
Definitely become less angry. The red dwarf lyrics are easy, two verses. I have to learn the Rainbow Connection.
Its cold outside
there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone
more or less....
I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose,
drinking fresh mango juice.
Goldfish jaws nibbling at my toes,
fun fun fun in the sun sun sun
fun fun fun in the sun sun sun
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