Pool boys are great and fine and whatever, but Jews are servants.
We own 'em. You know because a Jewish fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school.
And Jews are better lovers over the age of 25*.
*Per AG's yardstick.
A young Cuban to service me is all great and fine, but it's not like we can discuss fine art and the worship of AG. Young boys aren't into that kind of stuff these days.
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As if! Buffalo is so tragic. If you are single and 25 plus there, you are pretty much staying that way.
Nevertheless, all single Jewish MDs there should forward their CVs to AG. And when AG says CV, she means photo and e-mail.
What's with this MD obsession of AG's? There's more than one way to skin a professional.
So CV in this case stands for Comely Visage?
I will say this: AG is very good at publishing the requirements of the position. There is no guesswork here.
I think AG desperately wants to BE a single Jewish MD. That could be the new hit show of the fall!
Coming soon to NBC! The laughiest, loviest sitcom dramedy of the fall!
Single Jewish Doctor Searches for Love!
Chuckles, AG is a single MD and has a boyfriend. What she doesn't have is a lover on the side.
For that you want a pool boy.
Pool boys are great and fine and whatever, but Jews are servants.
We own 'em. You know because a Jewish fetus isn't viable until it graduates medical school.
And Jews are better lovers over the age of 25*.
*Per AG's yardstick.
A young Cuban to service me is all great and fine, but it's not like we can discuss fine art and the worship of AG. Young boys aren't into that kind of stuff these days.
AG is stickin' to teh Jews.
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