Friday, July 13, 2007

That Transformers Movie Thing

Hey Steven Spielberg? Next time you want to make a Transformers movie, shoot me an email and I'll give you a movie that won't leave the smell of Michael Bay's ass on the screen.

Also, the sequel should maybe involve the Dinobots? Cuz they are freakin' sweet, especially GRIMLOCK.

10 comments:

dontEATnachos said...

I ask you though, could not the dinobots be based on Truckzilla? Then they would be able to travel the country freely chomping.

Grimlok would be able to smash to his heart's content.

Chuckles said...

He would indeed.

groonk said...

finally found someone who hates that movie as much as i do. thank you, sir.

i'm no longer alone.

also, fricking sweet Grimlock LOL!

Chuckles said...

I have not yet begun to mock Michael Bay.

Porterhouse said...

Was it really that bad?

dontEATnachos said...

No. It wasn't that bad. It has giant frickin' robots beating each other up. But I certainly wouldn't call it 'good.'

Hopefully it'll help push Robot Jox 3 into production though. That's a 3rd movie in a series that we really need.

mdhatter said...

I think this is a "Save it for DVD" review.

Kathleen said...

the special effects were really, really, really cool. really.

not sure it would translate to DVD.

Pink Is Neat said...

:-( this makes me sad.

I <3 Transformers.

Chuckles said...

Yeah, well, wait to read my screed, pink.