Friday, July 20, 2007

Expedition to the Center of the Administration

They are extremely unlikely to venture far enough to find his head.

8 comments:

fatrobot said...

i hope they use an alaskan king crab leg wrapped with barbed wire

Anonymous said...

I guess he really trusts the veep.

"Yeah, sign over authority to me and go under anesthesia, everything will be just fine." -sneer.

Adorable said...

A colonscopy?

The same procedure he and Bush Co. makes sure the average American cannot afford?

They most surely will find his head somewhere between the duo-d and the j-jbean. (Those are real medical terms, AGified.)

Snag said...

We made it through a hold day of Acting President Cheney without starting a war. That we know of, anyway. Woo-hoo!

mdhatter said...

I love your headline.

Porterhouse said...

So they found and removed polyps. I bet his IQ dropped 20 points as a result.

Chuckles said...

I like the idea of an Alaskan king crab leg wrapped with barbed wire. That is sure to scrape all the polyps out of there.

Porterhouse said...

Apparently they were benign. Possibly the only benign part of him and they just removed them.