Friday, September 01, 2006

Will this shit ever be true?

I was reading Playboy the other day. It has some interesting articles and an interview with Michael Brown, you know Brownie from everywhere. Anyway, so I am of course reading the "Centerfolds on Sex" part first because fiction interests me. The one answering questions was giving advice to just 'walk up and call a woman beautiful and ask her to dinner'. How does that not sound crazy?

Example: See an attractive person on the bus or wherever and then march right up and say that. This seems like a tactic designed to get a person arrested for hassling people.

I guess it might work if you establish some kind of noticing situation before being bold. Maybe that is just how shit works.

And maybe the "Centerfolds on Sex" section is actually written by other people and just sort of approved by the women.

And what the hell is with their models for the last ten years? Fakies are not cool. Ever.

13 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Sorry, stopped reading after reading that you give money to a company that exploits women. Oh yeah, they are paid handsome and it's for the articles. Blah. Blah.

Where do you learn this behavior? From a certain sexist we all know?

Chuckles said...

You really need to give it a rest.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Sure, right after we stop hearing about your wang...

Chuckles said...

The difference there is that jokes about my wang are funny.

Your jokes about sexism and every man being sexist only set back the cause of egalitarians everywhere.

teh l4m3 said...

mebbe you prefer the natural 70s look, with boobs that fall as they should and bushes that need hedge clippers?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Imagine that, living in an equal world. So hard to, white boy...

missy&chrissy said...

you know, that move would totally work on me, granted i found the guy attractive on first glance.

there's so much hesitation and preparation and whatnot when it comes to approaching people, and i think i would find it refreshing for a guy to be just that confident.

teh l4m3 said...

PS: "The difference there is that jokes about my wang are funny."

I prefer it when they get hilarious...

mdhatter said...

I have to say that in fact, doing exactly that can work, and has.

with a few assumptions made.

1) you are dressed as well or better than she is

and

2) You remember that it is actually a compliment you are trying to pay, and not neccesarily a date youre trying to get. That you will take no gracefully and without question

and

3) You do not have a copy of Playboy, or your wang, in your hand.


your wang and porn are what the internet is for. Leave them here, and I figure you're totally set to score a date with a random stranger.

mdhatter said...

of course, if you can't resist.

and I certaily can't

your could take her to the Wang Center

Chuckles said...

That link totally wins.

My most recently successful method of meeting a woman involved a cab ride. I just get in any cab I see and ride until the people get out or get angry. It is so much fun.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Sometimes I think someday we are going to read a book about Chuckles and then watch the made for TV movie...

Chuckles said...

Those are both currently under development.