Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Sometimes the comedy writes itself

In a victory for the Cosmo and Valium party, Katherine Harris has won the nomination for Florida's Senate seat. Now all she has to do is beat an entrenched Democratic Senator. And not go insane too much for the next two months. After the election, she may revert to her regular levels of freaking nutz.

I think that publicly funded privately owned sports teams are stupid. Many of the nicknames for these teams are even dumberer. The Boston Red Sox was shortened to the BoSox for the feed in my gmail. After this news matter collided with the shields in my brain, I learned two things from the analysis of the particle trails and disintegration. One: I should really ignore the news feed in my inbox since I can't be bothered to shut it off. Two: The people who make nicknames for sports teams are dumb. Getting a BoSox injection is fertile ground for comedy. If anyone were to ever refer to the Red Sox as the BoSox in conversation, I hope his/her friends would mercilessly abuse her/him.

13 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I think AG will be writing large checks to anyone who can keep Tammy Faye Harris out of the Senate!

Chuckles said...

What is the deal with her makeup anyway? She looks a bit like Willem Dafoe from Boondock Saints.

teh l4m3 said...

Hee hee. Willem Dafoe.

I'm really glad she's running. She's so gonna lose.

Chuckles said...

Yeah, she is going down like a prostitute on the Titanic.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

There weren't prostitutes on the Titanic, Chuckie!

More like, oh nevermind... Too easy.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

There weren't prostitutes on the Titanic, Chuckie!

More like, oh nevermind... Too easy.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

First the damn thing wouldn't post, now doubles! Grr...blogger!

Chuckles said...

First the damn thing wouldn't post, now doubles! Grr...blogger!

Brando said...

I think there should be a separation between her and the cosmetics counter.

But at least she's already made up like a clown.

mdhatter said...

was RdSox taken??

Anonymous said...

Does anyone call the Chicago White Sox the chisox?

Chuckles said...

To all of you: I am laughing on the inside. See this face? This is me laughing at your jokes. Not at you. Except AG. I am totally laughing at her.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You wish you could laugh at AG! Nobody laughs at AG. AG has complete power. Bwah ha ha!