Sorry About the Lack of Wang
Listen up gentle, enormous wangless peeps, I am making the standard excuses for my blogging absence: appropriately enormous demands on my wang, crunch time at work, massive blunt head trauma, extreme exhaustion due to organizational demands of Chuckles' World Wide Wang Tour: Eurotrash Edition 2006, stupendous amounts of free internet porn, a complete lack of respect for the law, and a dearth of imagination brought on by World of Fucking Warcraft.
I will continue to blog when I can, but I will not be in full effect until November. I shit you not, but I am actually going on a goddam tour of Europe because I am big in Eastern Europe. Let's be honest, I am fucking huge anywhere and anyway, but I am especially well loved in Austria, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Moldova, Romania, Bulgaria, Molvania, and Ulaan Baatar.
Two of these things are not like the other. Art majors please explain in the form of analytical quadratic eliptical equation. Math majors please explain in the form of dialectic symphonic bicuspid pentameter.