I was going to remove the spam, but I decided to leave it in because I don't want anyone thinking I am moderating comments like the bozons over at the conservative sites. Too bad it is such a long one.
Please, he's not going down on her or anything challenging like that. Sorry teh. We have to talk hetero for a moment here. And so what if he is, you want a woman to boink, you gotta do it!
I was just thinking the same thing, if you want a guy to have wild sex with you, then you gotta go down on him. You gotta sweet talk him into it, make him want you.
I could be wrong about that though. I am not really in touch with the average male, being a Genius and all.
Post some god damn new material. I wrote my manuscript already today and that means all I got left is writing a letter to my homeowners association and playing stick man until I go home at 4 PM!
As of 5pm today, I will be the only one in the office with any work due before the new year. It is about four days work, I was given it yesterday and it is due this afternoon.
15 comments:
"Ah, that was great...Wanna go bathe a duck?"
Girl Monkey: Do you think that Marie will like this color of nail polish?
Boy Monkey: You hush, I am trying to think about Fulsome and his sweet ass.
I was going to remove the spam, but I decided to leave it in because I don't want anyone thinking I am moderating comments like the bozons over at the conservative sites. Too bad it is such a long one.
Now there's something you don't hear every day!
Goddammit! I am so over spam and the Republicans. Can I just have one day of peace? Please!
Is that your new caption?
No, that's my new personal slogan.
Goddammit!
Fine!
Actually, I could totally see the male primate giving that little spiel to his sexual partner. Very hot.
yeah, the part about:
Can I just have one day of peace, please?
Really fits.
Please, he's not going down on her or anything challenging like that. Sorry teh. We have to talk hetero for a moment here. And so what if he is, you want a woman to boink, you gotta do it!
I was just thinking the same thing, if you want a guy to have wild sex with you, then you gotta go down on him. You gotta sweet talk him into it, make him want you.
I could be wrong about that though. I am not really in touch with the average male, being a Genius and all.
Honey, you KNOW what I meant!
Post some god damn new material. I wrote my manuscript already today and that means all I got left is writing a letter to my homeowners association and playing stick man until I go home at 4 PM!
Can I have your job?
As of 5pm today, I will be the only one in the office with any work due before the new year. It is about four days work, I was given it yesterday and it is due this afternoon.
Baby, I love my job. I put in my 80 plus hours a week back in the day to get here.
Sorry about the work load. Isn't that why you freelance, to get paid by the hour. No free care, as I used to call it...
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