Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Brian is not so much of a cobag

Brian Beer Pong's blog is rather amusing. Even though I spend much more time being smart than I do watching sports, I find it rather Man Bites Dog funny.

Up next, the further exploits of me, 20 or 30 beers, and a Kappa Alpha Theta.

11 comments:

Chuckles said...

I hereby revoke Brian's cobag status as his ridiculous blog amuses the shiite out of the Muslim in my head. His comments on Value Over Masturbation and Ordering Dominoes are funny.

Check it out.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I hereby declare Chuckles OFF my freebie list.

Misogynistic bastard.

I hate you!

Chuckles said...

Misogynistic how? I was cleaning up my mess. She giggled so it couldn't be that bad. This was more than four years ago, baby, way before we met. Don't be that way...I don't ask about the guys before me...don't be like this baby.

You know I lurve you, no one else does all the freaky shit like you...kisses!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

It's not over because of some herpes carrying, stretch marked little door knob.

It's over because of your retrenchment. Brian is an asshole and zygote cobag. He can take his ping pong paddle and shove it up his arse.

The laminated card is ripped in half and you my friend are back to the unemployment line.

Goddamit!

Chuckles said...

You on the rag, AG, cuz if so, I understand why you talking crazy, girl

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Sleep on the couch. It will give you time to think about what you just said to a feminist.

Stupid Beloit for teaching this kind of alpha male behavior.

Chuckles said...

Jeez, you can't take a joke when you are riding the crimson wave, can you AG?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I am not responding to crazy. AG don't do crazy.

Chuckles said...

That's not what you said at the party...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Man, that party was like ages ago. You have gotten more mileage out of that then your last girlfriend and on your frat bro's bed.

When are we going to throw a serious party here?

Chuckles said...

I am tossing a Festivus party on the 16th. You could come to that I suppose. All my other girls will be around, tho. I am holding auditions for the part of "Full Time, Full On, Hard Core Attack Chica".

It is getting so I need one full time, not just your lovely part time, capricious protection. No offense.