I am so glad everyone at my office (all five of them) think that I do not want to talk to any of them outside of work. I never get sappy seasonal shit. Most of them don't even have my email address either.
Yosef: It's not like I hate puppies or anything, I just think the blogs that are solely pet masturbation fantasies are lame.
They cancel each other out in votes like Hawaii and Alaska. Good, I loved living in Hawaii and I shall go back.
Alo-HA!
Groping? I am not into being groped. I don't like men enough to like that.
Now, post something new. I am bored. I am gone for like 4 days and y'all packed up shop and no one has anything for me to read while I do jack all week at work.
Nope. I already had my 15 minutes of fame. I was a famous baby. I have moved on with the whoring for attention. Though, I do get a lot of it unsolicited.
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Um, are you just ripping off the icons from popular blogs?
The cat is @ Obsidian Wings and the dog was Res's icon for a while. Better hope he doesn't see this or you'll be in big trouble boyo.
I just went to google and put in "Cute pictures and went to the third or fourth site. They are from all over.
Still, if people get all mad, that is the point to this retarded exercise, isn't it?
You are sick. Sick!
Just you wait. It will only get infinitely worse.
In order to prepare you, although there can be no preparation that will save you, I also looked up pictures of apes...
I am so glad everyone at my office (all five of them) think that I do not want to talk to any of them outside of work. I never get sappy seasonal shit. Most of them don't even have my email address either.
Yosef: It's not like I hate puppies or anything, I just think the blogs that are solely pet masturbation fantasies are lame.
Those are so sweet! I'm sure that wasn't what you were going for though huh?
Nope, more like death from a-cute diabetes due saccarhine overload.
I hate cute. I hate its guts.
You are the first casualty in the blog war of cute.
AG is dead!
Long live AG!
Good. Does that mean I can get back to my real life outside of the blogging?
Fat chance.
I have registered you dead in the states of Massachussets and Wyoming, just in case you try running from the long, groping arm of the Chuckles
They cancel each other out in votes like Hawaii and Alaska. Good, I loved living in Hawaii and I shall go back.
Alo-HA!
Groping? I am not into being groped. I don't like men enough to like that.
Now, post something new. I am bored. I am gone for like 4 days and y'all packed up shop and no one has anything for me to read while I do jack all week at work.
Who is this Jack and how shall I kill him for invading my turf?!
I wish I had that to do at work given how bored I am. I do not like my little minnion puppet is out all week doing my dirty work.
I love having a minion. It's nice when you reach this point in the corporate ladder. It sucks climbing here though.
Are you a corporate rock whore?
Also: Nirvana was good.
I am no kind of whore. Do I sound like a whore?
Good grief!
I guess you don't remeber that.
We're all whores.
We are shameless. We will do anything for our fifteen minutes of fame.
Name that tune!
Nope. I already had my 15 minutes of fame. I was a famous baby. I have moved on with the whoring for attention. Though, I do get a lot of it unsolicited.
:)
Just look at these past few weeks of comments for evidence.
Just look at these past few weeks of comments for evidence.
You need to get off the pipe or start sharing with the rest of us, dude.
When's Festivus this year? I've been a very good little Jewish girl and I want my Festivus!
I don't know what the deal is with the double comments, but Festivus is in my pants this year.
No, that's not a pole. It's not big enough and it's Norwegian, not Polish.
:)
Ain't that the truth. Only room enough for two balls, too.
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