This is a response to the Adorable Girlfriend's challenge. It was Friday or Saturday of the second week in March of 2001. I was taking some new TKEs (my fraternity, Tau Kappa Epsilon) and one of their friend-girls to Madison, WI to show them around and some guy walks right up to me and askes if I am a TKE. While I was wearing a TKE hat. Being a smart ass, I replied with, "If I were not a TKE, then why would I be wearing this hat?" We talk and he invites me and my Kappa chapter bros to the Lambda chapter "Pre Spring Break Bikini Contest Party." Sweeter words will never be asked of me again. So, the guys I was with, call them ZZ Top and Benny Bones, are just sort of stunned and I tell the Lambda chapter guy that we'll be there and we'll bring some beer. The hot blonde on his arm says that is awesome and that she is bring some of her girls from whatever sorority she belonged. And that at least three other sororities were attending. You could have cut the silence with a fisshpop from a beer can. So we shake and say see ya later. Turns out the girl was buying a vibrator while we waited outside.
So we all got back to the house and I proceed to run around telling everybody who is still in town abou the party. It ends up being about 15 of us in three cars. We scrape together enough money for a case of Leinenkugels Pilsner in cans. Tastes great, more filling. We get to the house and I get us all in past some minor difficulties. The scene: The Lambda chapter house basement. The People: About forty dudes and maybe 15 girls, all super hot and all wearing bikins and miniskirts. And I leave you with that image as I should really get back to work. More tomorrow.
10 comments:
Shut the fuck up! You're a TKE?! I know now why you are such a prick, you're a fuckin' TKE.
Oh wait until I mention this to my sisters, they will die! My girls hate the TKEs. And I still have their charter to prove it. (And you and the rest of blog community and one sister now know that. I love that they still thinks its another sorority who has it).
La. La. La.
Sounds like the night of your dreams!
Just you wait, Linny, it gets sooo much better and then drastically worse.
AG: Whatever any other TKE may have doen to you, I will always lurve the way you smack my ass.
I don't smack TKE ass. I do however love knowing you and you give me a new reason to change my feelings on the TKEs. Also, it's been a long time since the feud began given that I only spent a short time where the TKEs were on academic exchange.
P.S. I am still keeping the charter.
BAWH HA HA!
You are such a dumb moron. If you honestly think what you described is the best college party ever, then you are a huge loser.
My blog --- brianbeerpong.blogspot.com --- describes my daily life in college.
I am in a fraternity. Drink tons of beer and pork tons of babes.
Shit man, every day, I take part in parties cooler than what you described.
Brian, if you are such a partier with all the "babes", why do you need a blog and have time to post here?
Busted...
So does it end in a fullisade of gelatinous frat party facial pops or what? If so, that means I can print out the story and read it to Grandma at bedtime...
Just you wait, Teh, just you wait.
As for Brian, well, I'll let my attack chica say it all...
Sic 'im, AG!
I like being YOUR attack chica.
I totally have no use for that SDS Brian. He wishes he could "pork" a woman. That is teh lame! Pork is like so 1990. Cobag.
I also like how you haven't even gotten into a description of the party but he knows how much cooler he is.
Viva la Cobagga Resistance!
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