Bob Novak claims that he didn't have any idea that he had hit an elderly man in a crosswalk when he was finally pulled over by a bike messenger. That's a load of horseshit. Every car I have ever hit with something while I was in a crosswalk and the driver failed to yield has reacted with surprise or anger. One cobag stopped his car in the middle of the intersection and yelled at me that I had better not ever touch his car again. I told him that he better yield to pedestrians in the future or he was going to kill someone.
Given this clearly empirical evidence, Bob Novak is a lying asshole cobag. Which we all knew a long time ago for his role in the Valerie Plame affair but I digress.
Thanks for the tip, Super Secret Awesomegirl!
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Bob Novak drives a Penismobile.
I swear, the Republican Party is like a walking advertisement for overcompensation.
When I read this earlier, I wanted him to have hit you, because the fireworks would have been worth it. Chuckles Smash!
Maybe he couldn't see the pedestrian through the 66-year old on his hood.
I wonder if he has large fuzzy dice that hang like testicles from his rear view mirror'?
Who is SSAG that you are tipping thanks to?
Bob Novak seems well, he seems like a piece of burnt toast.
Yarbles.
Yarbles? Do you need AG to remove some?!!!!
turns out he's 86 years old, and homeless.
Bob Novak != class act.
Hope you had a great birthday week, Chuckles!
It turns out that Bob Novak has a brain tumour. This may explain his behaviour. It's not clear if it's malignant.
I actually hope for his sake that the brain tumour is benign and has been around a long time---not to be *too* unkind, but it would be nice to discover that it has explained his behaviour for years, and that in fact all the neocons have brain tumours.
Then the affliction could be dealt with surgically and medically.
Bob Novak is still an asshole.
I think he has a tumor brain. His brain never properly developed and instead he is impelled by a tumorous mass betwixt his ears.
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