Wednesday, July 30, 2008

US Air Guitar Finals Tickets On Sale

Don't be a cobnugget and miss out. The US Air Guitar Championships are in San Francisco at the Grand Ballroom. Get over your stupid "I'm too cool for air guitar even though I totally do it" attitude and buy tickets, chundernozzle. Take pictures, maybe even movies. Make me horribly jealous.

If you don't, I'll just resort to arching you, on the internet and possibly in real life. I may not have moppets, but I do have henchpersons. Even if I'm no longer allowed to call them henchmen due to the conditions of my parole and certain court rulings.

4 comments:

Von said...

You have henchpersons?! I want henchpersons!!

Chuckles said...

Von, you are one of my henchpersons. You have often wondered why you wake up with strange bruises and shredded police tape in your bedroom, and know you know why.

Pinko Punko said...

FUlsome is on notice.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I am nobody's bitch or henchperson.

Or trophy wife, per my Dr. Boyfriend.