Monday, July 07, 2008

Fireworks and Me

Good Idea: Playing with BB guns, .22 rifles, and 12 gauge shotguns before drinking anything with alcohol.

Bad Idea: Playing with explosives after drinking alcohol.

Result: I think I lost some hair and I have a few burns on my hands, but I still have all of my fingers and toes. I also have some strange bruises, and an odd welt in my hairline.

It was a hell of a party.

8 comments:

Von said...

This sounds like my kind of party!!

porterhouse said...

Where was the party? The mall? The steps of the Lincoln Memorial? The White House lawn?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Porter, you should know better! He's going to say something like, my pants!

Kathleen said...

dear lord.

billy pilgrim said...

It was a hell of a party.

It's also a hell of a thing to get hit by in the small of the back.

mdh said...

on the upside, sounds like you managed not to drink any explosives.

Chuckles said...

It was a close encounter with volatile materials but I managed to avoid setting my face on fire while I was lighting the explosives with my cigar.

And wearing a monocle.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Cigar?!

You are full of shit. You aren't Monica Lewinsky.