Fireworks and Me
Good Idea: Playing with BB guns, .22 rifles, and 12 gauge shotguns before drinking anything with alcohol.
Bad Idea: Playing with explosives after drinking alcohol.
Result: I think I lost some hair and I have a few burns on my hands, but I still have all of my fingers and toes. I also have some strange bruises, and an odd welt in my hairline.
It was a hell of a party.