Not really. I am fairly certain I am not the second person to post a link to it, but Jesus Dress Up is really fun in a sacrilicious sort of way.
In regards to the title, I have decided that I can not allow any of the abstinence only education companies I was forced to include in our database to advertise with us. If this costs me my job, I can always wait tables until the Good Old Girl Network lands me another job. This is not a reference to gay people, but a reference to the fact of my existence that my Mom and her friends are my best job hunting network ever. Shut up. I am not kidding.
My Mom is really awesome. She is a better cook than Res and Blue Girl, even if they were to conjugate and have twins. Those demon children would not be as good a cook as my Mom. My Mom is really smart and has an advanced degree. I am not sure in what but I know she went to Northwestern to get it. My Mom knows more languages than most (French, German, Danish, Romanian). My Mom always gives the most thoughtful gifts for everyone she knows. Even though this is not an exactly quantifiable statement, it is still a fact. My Mom confides in me, which is a bit worrisome at times, but surprisingly moving. My Mom is super smart because I am her son.
My Dad is clearly also super smart because he asked my Mom to marry him and she said yes about 38 years ago this August.
They don't read this, which is debatedly a negative and positive factor. Anyway, Happy Father's Day, a little early.