Zzzzzt!
Pop!
Crackle
Heeerrrrmmmmmm.....Bloggo System Power Status: Green
Genius Status: Caffienated
Genius Processing Power: 99.999999% Capacity
Set Genius Status = Green
Wang Diagnostic: Pre-Ready State
Pelvic Motivators: Full Thrust Available
Set Wang Status = Green
All Systems Report Ready for Bloggo
5 comments:
Damn! Shut the effing thing down. Abort. Abort!
Sensors indicate hostile aliens within 2.3 PARSECS
RED ALERT!!! ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HOSTILE WARSHIPS FROM THE PLANET FEMINA ARE APPROACHING.
Sensors: Target ACQUIRED, Captain!
Captain Wang: Full power to the weapons and raise shields.
FIRE WHEN READY.
That Wang doesn't carry much strength. Given how small it is.
That's not what you said last night.
Correct, I said to UC what an amazing ride he is. Well that and how tragic, oh nevermind...
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