Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Command Message from Moonbase 2: Resume Blogging

Zzzzzt!

Pop!

Crackle

Heeerrrrmmmmmm.....Bloggo System Power Status: Green

Genius Status: Caffienated

Genius Processing Power: 99.999999% Capacity

Set Genius Status = Green

Wang Diagnostic: Pre-Ready State

Pelvic Motivators: Full Thrust Available

Set Wang Status = Green

All Systems Report Ready for Bloggo

5 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Damn! Shut the effing thing down. Abort. Abort!

Chuckles said...

Sensors indicate hostile aliens within 2.3 PARSECS

RED ALERT!!! ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HOSTILE WARSHIPS FROM THE PLANET FEMINA ARE APPROACHING.

Sensors: Target ACQUIRED, Captain!

Captain Wang: Full power to the weapons and raise shields.

FIRE WHEN READY.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

That Wang doesn't carry much strength. Given how small it is.

Chuckles said...

That's not what you said last night.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Correct, I said to UC what an amazing ride he is. Well that and how tragic, oh nevermind...