I was waiting for a friend in the video store where I work the odd night or two and a in walked another coworker. She is around 5' maybe 5'3" (it is hard to tell with the shorties) and petite. She has black hair is really attractive. We joke a lot at work and stuff and generally get along well. Somehow, we got to talking about phones and pictures on them. I show my nephew around to her and the other employee and some other photos and we all laugh at the picture I have of the ad for The Vampire Lestat: The Musical with songs by Elton John. The potential flirt then says that she has pictures on her phone. Naked pictures. Of her. That she then shows me.
I need a minute before I type further because there are flames. On the side of my face. Flames.
She giggles and I am trying to formulate a coherent discharge of electricity from one neuron to the other in my brain which had shorted the hell out. It is enough to say that the picture was hot and confirms all of the suspicions in my head since the Nudity Buffer was passed.
This woman has previously said that she thinks that the chubby Will Ferrel is hot and that she likes tall men with a bit of meat. And girth. In the penis region.
So I ask the question: Is she hitting on me?
Please put this instead of my name:
Clueless in DC But Still a Freaking Genius.