A heavy coating of Spam is expected before Noon.
A high probability of silly coworker computer problems are expected to develop by three.
Today is a Mild risk of Work Related Annoyance, due to one of three bosses being out of town.
Be on the lookout for a thick front of slacking moving in from the west later this week, could make work a bit troubling.
That's the latest and have a good rest of the day.