Thursday, July 06, 2006

You know you are a jackass when webcomics make fun of you.

Senator Stevens, you are a jackass. Of course, it could also be argued that you have made it as a Republican't if Clif makes fun of you.

But seriously, folks. Internet ignorance is a devastating aspect of business today. Millions of dollars are wasted every year by companies that pay IT professionals to spend hours explaining the simplest aspects of the internet and computer networks to dumb morons. The hardest part for a lot of these poor, benighted ignorant jackasses is understnading that their ill-conceived notions on the nature and capacity of the interenet and their computers are just that. The damned1 IT pros are stuck answering questions that have no answer in reality because the question was formed off in ignorance land.2 For some people, asking a question about a computer is about as hard as asking someone to explain any joke on 3Bulls! because after one or two or thirty seven visits, a random person has yet developed no capacity for understanding the whole. Thus, any answer will simply result in more confusion. This confusion will then lead to anger as the questioner comes to believe that the IT professional is simply obfuscating and keeping the Q'er out of the joke.

But really folks, there is nothing funny about internet ignorance. Or 3 Bulls.

1 In the faustian sense.

2 Ignorance land is located on Charon, about 20 billion miles northwest of Uranus. You may want to take a left and head north for a while after reaching Uranus.

11 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I'd like to pay a consultant sometimes to explain just WTF Pinko is talking about. That guy sticks his head in the microwave and the dishwasher sometimes.

Chuckles said...

He only sticks his head in the dishwasher if he wants to be understood.

By the people under the water.

Pinko Punko said...

Just kick us while we are down. While our blog empire crumbles. Fine. Don't be such a cobag.


efaku

exactly

Chuckles said...

Whatevs, that was funny.

hgvklh: english from the dishwasher.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Oh yeah, I forgot he cries when he does it too. If he's really lucky Ben Shapiro gives his bum a rub while washing his head in the dishwasher. That Pinko is so over dramatic and wanna be depressing that AG almost mails him a bowl of Zoloft for the dining room table some days. Then AG remembers -- screw that cobag for encouraging UC to watch sports!

Chuckles said...

I think PP is using the Republican't tactic of playing the victim while stripping all of our rights and public protections.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Exactly, Chuckles. I say we totally call his ass out right here and now. On the FLG carpet! Smack it down and then link to some boring shit Stevie-the-ass-pirate style!

Chuckles said...

I'd just like to get him and fulsome to actaully post something of substance once in a blue freaking moon.


I guess that is really only fulsome's problem, but whatever.

Pinko Punko said...

fulsome won't even return my calls. Hence three shelved episodes of MGT.

Oh, Chuckles.

cmegnod

needs to be cleaned out of massive wangs more often than not

Chuckles said...

Those three shelved episodes of MGT have nothing to do with fulsome. You know Fox is just toying with you. That contract will never materialize but they will take all of your "intellectual" property and then make a different show that involves you getting screwed out of millions.

Then Fox will cancel that show after two or three seasons when they realize the joke is on them.

fisdia: The expression most women have upon first seeing a massive wang.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

fulsome won't even return my calls. Hence three shelved episodes of MGT.

Oh no, is Pinko and his boyfriend having a lover's quarrel?