One of my brothers of incalculable number moved in with me last week. We now share an efficiency. Needless to say, the amount of time I spend alone in each day has been greatly reduced. This is a development that has its benefits. I spend less time talking to myself. Or anyone really because I just tend to sit around reading or assembling armies for my brother to paint. Mostly we just try to sit around and not be too hot. This is hard because, as many of you are aware, I am one of the two hottest people on the planet. The other being Derek Zoolander and I will topple him one day. I was robbed at the last competition, that loser can only turn left. I turn in all directions!
We also cook more. We don't cook fancy stuff but we do actually cook now. The other day we cooked sausage with rice and carrots with a garnish of spicy brown mustard. Tonight, pancakes and carrots! But never flapjacks. Flapjacks are for losers only. Tomorrow, we will probably make carbonara and carrots. Carrots are good for you. You can eat them raw or cooked. You can have them on a boat or reading a book. You can buy them in a great big bag for a reasonable amount of cash. You can dip them in hummus or smear them on toast. I can't recommend carrots and toast. It sounds a lot more interesting than it is. May I take a moment to describe my love of breakfast foods? Thanks. I love breakfast foods like french toast, pancakes, sausage, bacon and biscuits with sausage gravy. In fact, those are the ideal breakfast foods. Cereal is just a vile substance I eat in order to make the few occasions of proper breakfast food consumption that much sweeter.
Anyway, there are drawbacks to sharing a one room apartment. These don't need to be explicitly described.
About the armies, my brother is an award winning artist. In case you think this is lame or loserish, I submit this article and these pictures as evidence. The pictures aren't all that great, but this summer we are going to post some really nice ones with multiple light sources, nice gradient in the background and a soft focus lense for really bringing out the skin tones.