I tell you what I'd ask.
ME: "Mr. President, with consistent approval numbers below 50%, WHERE'S YOUR MANDATE NOW, BITCH!1?2??"
The Cobag in Chief would respond with "Up your ass, right next to the Patriot Act, NSA, Constitution and my left foot, jerkwad. Next question."
ME: "Could I get some lube? Or perhaps some Metamucil?"