Monday, July 10, 2006

If I were a real journalista...

I tell you what I'd ask.

ME: "Mr. President, with consistent approval numbers below 50%, WHERE'S YOUR MANDATE NOW, BITCH!1?2??"

The Cobag in Chief would respond with "Up your ass, right next to the Patriot Act, NSA, Constitution and my left foot, jerkwad. Next question."

ME: "Could I get some lube? Or perhaps some Metamucil?"

CIC: "No."

7 comments:

Lindsey said...

I would be so scared if you were the one who was supposed to interview me! lol

Chuckles said...

That's ok. I wouldn't want to be interviewed by me either.

That hasn't stopped me yet, though.

Anonymous said...

Ha!

Thanks for the chuckle, Chuckles.

Canuck

teh l4m3 said...

Maybe he'd give you a hi-larious nickname. Like "Crawlspace" or something... (free association from chuckles the clown...)

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I don't do interviews. Only personal speaking engagements for $100K a pop. See UC to book something.

Chuckles said...

Well played, madam.

Well played indeed.

Chuckles said...

How did I miss teh l4m3'5 comment?

Blogger did it!

Is your computer fixed then?