I have been asked by an ex if she could use me as a fake boyfriend to fend off the relentless suitors. She still has photos of me to use as proof I exist. Is this just a little odd to anyone else? If I were in the same situation with people trying to set me up with their daughters, I would just invent a simple lie and go with it. I must state that I am a flamboyantly flagrant embellisher. I am like that logic riddle with the two guys, one that always lies and one that always tells the truth, except that I am always both. Maybe it is just easier for me.
Maybe it isn't.
4 comments:
tell her you may need to fake sex every once in awhile, just to make it look good.
How weird. I agree...she just needs to make up some other excuse...using you isn't cool.
I suppose I should clarify: she is in Africa and getting several proposals a day on her way to and from work.
It is a little odd. Faking sex, now that holds potential...
Oh, they are always hypothetically hot. Usually they are hypothetically working as underwear models and just want some guy to laze around their hypothetical apartments and have hypothetically hot, steamy, earth shattering sex with them.
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