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Friday, October 23, 2009

You Think You're Bad? You Ain't Bad! I'm Bad!

I'm so bad, I own a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. I'm so bad, I once played it at the video store on a Friday night in December. People were weeping blood, and bleeding from their ears. I'm so bad, I played it at a holiday cookie party, while we ate the cookies I was supposed to be mailing to I-Forget-Which-Other-Blogger. I'm so bad, I'll be watching it again this holiday season at the end of an Uwe Boll marathon: House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King, Postal. I own and love Demon Wind for the love of all that's unholy, I am the only person I know to have seen this movie twice!

You think you're tough? I shit bigger than you.

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8 Comments:

At 4:52 PM, October 23, 2009, OpenID onepretentiousbastard said...

I don't think I'm big or bad, I just think that you shaved off more than just your hair.

 
At 5:04 PM, October 23, 2009, Blogger Chuckles said...

I did, in fact. I shaved off a moustache, too.

 
At 8:10 PM, October 23, 2009, Blogger zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I love your brains.

They're well-stewed, by the looks of things.

 
At 9:06 PM, October 23, 2009, Anonymous Mandos said...

YOU OWN THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME! WILL YOUR EMUITY NEVER CEASE??!?!?!!!

GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!11!!! MANDOS ANGRY!

 
At 10:07 PM, October 23, 2009, Blogger Kathleen said...

you're just trying to scare us for Halloween

 
At 10:11 PM, October 23, 2009, Blogger Kathleen said...

speaking of.... did you see today's xkcd?

 
At 10:20 PM, October 23, 2009, Blogger David said...

And the next holiday special shall explore the story a a wookie family impacted by domestic violence at a joyous time of year. Darth Vader works toward galactic domination and also explores what the Christmas spirit means to him.

 
At 4:51 PM, October 25, 2009, Blogger Chuckles said...

Kathleen clearly didn't check the first link. Yes, I did see Friday's XKCD. Wait until you the pictures of my Halloween costume, K-Unit.

 

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