Saturday, October 31, 2009

And the Parade of Lame Commences

Let's get this straight, I appreciate scantily-clad women as much as anyone, but the endless lines of women dressed as "slutty-x^n" costumes is just fucking lame. Use your imagination, instead of your credit card. If you don't have an imagination because you've been ruined by a lifetime of insipid television with no parental encouragement, you've still got options. Be a ghost or a goblin or a ghoul, anything but another slutty nurse/cop/doctor/criminal/skeleton/superheroine. Short skirts and thigh highs do not a costume make. Well, I mean, yes that is a costume, but it's just so hot. Lame! I meant lame.


mdh said...

yet, hot.

dontEATnachos said...

While at Halloween on State St. I saw a girl dressed in a gold mini-skirt and a gold bikini top.

Definitely better than the guy who was wearing a Ben Affleck Daredevil costume and stood alone in front of a no parking sign staring at a building and posing for pictures for about 3 hours straight.

The Uncanny Canadian said...

Having driven by the Boston College/Boston University campuses on Friday and Saturday night, I can attest to the obscene numbers of scantily clad women. All I can say is that when there are so many slutty costumes all out there, it is the woman dressed in an adorable bunny rabbit costume that gets my attention/admiration.

Chuckles said...

That's probably due to your latent furry tendencies, UC. ZING!

But I get your point.

I am not at all clear on why people would photograph a Daredevil though. What's the big deal?