Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Second Brain is Zombified

My Blackberry has died, and shuffles on in the half-life of the undead. It receives calls and messages, but the buttons refuse to work.

Update 1: New phone received on Wednesday at 415 pm.
Update 2: New phone zombified sometime between 730 pm and 1130 pm.
Update 3: Second new phone received 345 pm on Thursday.
Update 4: Second new phone continues to work at 745 pm Thursday. Further updates to follow as events develop.
Update 5: Balloon boy found safe and sound, hiding in an attic.
Update 6: Second phone continues to function as of 353 pm Friday.

5 comments:

Von said...

But does it moan and randomly say "braiiiinz"?
because that would be awesome.

Brando said...

Also, is it covered in dirt and/or dried human blood?

dontEATnachos said...

I'd say it sounds more like it has locked-in syndrome.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm tellin ya man, I didn't eat it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Blloon man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-eaVjdd4gM