Nature show voice-overs versus Family Guy cameos.
Advantage: James Woods.
Making wolves interesting versus looking vaguely sinister.
Advantage: Tie, because both are cool.
Sphere versus Contact.
Advantage: The only person in the world to have seen neither, His Holiness the Dalai Lama.
Having a name evocative of the rugged American West versus having a name evocative of a metaphor about details and plans.
Advantage: Peter Coyote
The Verdict: His Holiness wins! Enlightenment is the only path.