Okay, I could have phrased that title better.
I know a lot of women right now who are pregnant, or are recently un-pregnant and pushing around little, mewling wads of balogna in strollers. Not one of these women has ever gone full-Rambo and taken out a room full of ninjas, however. That would be pretty frigging sweet, even if I had to fend off the rival ninja gang as well.
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AG is not pregnant, does not crave weird things and wants no ninjas.
That's just how AG rolls.
I wish I had video of the Lovely Bride in labor. I could show you some ninja asskicking.
Yeah, I saw Knocked Up a couple times and I have no desire to see any more distended...uh...well, you know.
This wasn't anything like my fantasies involving pregnancy.
Just wait, soon you will have to baby-proof your own place so your friends will come to your parties.
Hehe, the last time a toddler came over to my place, he had his hands on a drill in about 3 seconds. I put that on a shelf and turned around the kid was pounding on my bed frame with a hammer...
Chuckles knows more than he thinks he knows even when he doesn't know it.
the last time we had kids in our house, we were showing our neighbor where the cat food is kept. They were there for about 4 minutes. I needed to sit in a dark quiet room for about 30 minutes to recover. They were very .... energetic.
Little bundles of espresso and meth, aren't they?
Funny, my side business of selling coat hangers hasn't been doing so hot...
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Local sign: "Unattended children will be given a double espresso and a puppy"
I've seen/heard that somewhere before, mdh. Good every time though.
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