Saturday, August 23, 2008

Fantasies Involving Pregnancies

Okay, I could have phrased that title better.

I know a lot of women right now who are pregnant, or are recently un-pregnant and pushing around little, mewling wads of balogna in strollers. Not one of these women has ever gone full-Rambo and taken out a room full of ninjas, however. That would be pretty frigging sweet, even if I had to fend off the rival ninja gang as well.

13 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

AG is not pregnant, does not crave weird things and wants no ninjas.

That's just how AG rolls.

Snag said...

I wish I had video of the Lovely Bride in labor. I could show you some ninja asskicking.

Chuckles said...

Yeah, I saw Knocked Up a couple times and I have no desire to see any more distended...uh...well, you know.

fish said...

This wasn't anything like my fantasies involving pregnancy.

mdh said...

Just wait, soon you will have to baby-proof your own place so your friends will come to your parties.

Chuckles said...

Hehe, the last time a toddler came over to my place, he had his hands on a drill in about 3 seconds. I put that on a shelf and turned around the kid was pounding on my bed frame with a hammer...

Kathleen said...

Chuckles knows more than he thinks he knows even when he doesn't know it.

Kathleen said...

the last time we had kids in our house, we were showing our neighbor where the cat food is kept. They were there for about 4 minutes. I needed to sit in a dark quiet room for about 30 minutes to recover. They were very .... energetic.

Chuckles said...

Little bundles of espresso and meth, aren't they?

teh l4m3 said...

Funny, my side business of selling coat hangers hasn't been doing so hot...

Chuckles said...

ew

mdh said...

Local sign: "Unattended children will be given a double espresso and a puppy"

Chuckles said...

I've seen/heard that somewhere before, mdh. Good every time though.