Wednesday, August 20, 2008

DC: Now With More Bullshit Statistics

Somewhere, I heard that the DC population is getting close to 60% female. This seems about right given my daily experiences. There is an alleged correlation that DC should have more single women. Lemme just tell you all this right now: that's a crock of shit.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rachel Maddow lives in DC, right?

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that DC had the highest population percentage of single college educated females.

I think they just don't hang out at air guitar competitions.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't it also have the highest population of single college educated power fuckers as well? DC women just want you for your executive branch. Even if you worked for Congress or the Supreme Court you're as good as emasculated.

Chuckles said...

Well, one thing is certain.


I'll let you know what that is as soon as I figure it out.

Vonnie said...

"DC women just want you for your executive branch" - I seriously spit out my coffee laughing at that one!!

Anonymous said...

I think they just don't hang out at air guitar competitions.

Ha!

But at least some probably do hang out in indie night clubs. Hmm. Maybe most are republican single girls at the moment and don't like indie stuff because its too commie.

Oh, and they did seem to be obsessed with power.

Kathleen said...

all the women in SF complain about the lack of single men. for them.

Chuckles said...

The young, nubile lawyers I've met have all been more interested in the size of my sunglasses than my briefs.

Unknown said...

For the record, single college educated females DO hang out at air guitar competitions.

Chuckles said...

This is true.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I do not live in DC. I do not know anything about this. I do know that too many single women in NY make it unlikely that I will move back.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only person who giggles at the word "nubile"?

Anonymous said...

I suspect the multitudes of single women in SF that complain about the lack of single men are really complaining about the lack of single men that aren't engineers or in the computer industry.

They're probably right. There aren't many single doctors, lawyers or stock brokers in SF.

Kathleen said...

Personally, I am laughing at the idea of a "hot nubile lawyer".

Chuckles said...

She was nice but we just talked about politics all the time. I knew I wasn't meant to run for office when I couldn't maintain dirty thoughts while we talked about the government's role in the climate problem.