I may have a face for radio, but you, sir, have a brain for television.
Dear Genius,My news show got canceled on MSNBC because my shrillness and Oompa Loompa coloring put people off. Do I have any other cable possibilities?Sincerely,TCNone of Your Goddamned Business, Maryland
Dear GeniusI need to find a balance between work, nerd life (wow and gaming), Sleep, hitting the town AND spending time with my cool Rock and Roll Girlfriend. How can I do this?!Sincerely,Busy Bastard
Dear Genius,Is the effort to control global climate change already lost? Should I even bother trying to curb my carbon emissions if the 2 billion Indians and Chinese are not going to?Sincerely,Fed up with carbon footprint calculators
Dear (supposed) Genius, Why does Market Street (San Francisco) turn into a dumping ground for the world's inept tourists every Friday around 4 pm? Could you estimate my jail time if I, hypothetically of course, unloaded an uzi into the crowd of people all waiting for the cable cars? xoxo,Ginger
Dear Genius,How big is your wang?Heart,AG
Dear GeniusWhere the hell is my answer?
Like the blog that inspired this post, I will answer your questions sometime next month.Or later today, and it will be funny.
Muthafucka pleaseI've answered the questions rather regularly!
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