Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Review of Cloverfield

(This will be reposted at Reviews N Stuff should that site return.)

Cloverfield is what it is and what is is a monster movie told from the perspective of the most annoying, trustafarian New Yorkers you will ever want to see crushed by tons of falling building or eaten by bizarre tentacled monsters from beyond your imagination. It was not nearly as annoying as the trailers make it seem, but it was extremely shaky, so if you get nauseous, bring your dramamine. I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and found almost all of it entertaining and startling.

Despite having a fun time and enjoying the movie, I found all of the characters except the camera man and the Zooey-Deschanel lookalike, Lizzy Caplan, to be extremely irritating. Rob was perfectly scruffy groomed and looked like he was maybe 25 and living in a million dollar apartment that was the epitome of trashy-chic. The fact that a man so self-absorbed would run headlong into danger for a woman he had mistreated was harder to believe than a giant monster from across the eighth dimension attacking New York. The only character I felt any connection with was Hud, the cameraman. He seemed like a basically nice guy that had been friends with Rob and Rob's brother since childhood and had been corrupted only slightly with their conceit. His identity was entirely wrapped around Rob and his motivation was well established. Rob's was less well established and it hurt the plot.

Speaking of the plot, I thought the basic human element of the story was weak. Summary without spoilers: Monster attacks city. Chaos ensues. Yuppie seeks to rescue girl he didn't call for weeks after sleeping with her. Rocks fall. People die. This rescue-the-babe plotline was the weakest part of the movie. I think the characters would have been far less annoying if they had just been running for their lives. As it is, it felt a lot like a first-person shooter videogame where you are unable to loot any guns and get blasting. The monster dictated a lot of the heroes' travel routes by savaging New York and the movie would have been better without the silly love motivation.

Other reviewers have said that that they felt that the monster seemed like it was conveniently after the characters. It did pretty much turn up everywhere they went, but it is important to remember that the group was heading toward the monster as it stomped all over midtown Manhatten. There are a few incidents that are just too damned coincidental for me to dismiss. It sorta felt like the monster was coming to New York because it got the e-vite to Rob's going away party and was just horribly clumsy as it attempted to chase Rob down to give him a big hug. And had the worst case of lice you have ever seen.

At this point, you might think I didn't like Cloverfield. I really did enjoy it. The extras were pitch perfect and the shots of the monster were stunning. This is the only movie I have seen that did not irritate me with the stupid shaky-cam. I am not prone to getting sick from this, even though I can get carsick quite easily. The shaky-camis used in a lot of TV shows and movies in which it is totally unnecessary. Cloverfield is the exact opposite. Hud is shooting the events because he thinks that people will want to know what happened and also because he sure doesn't seem to know what to do with himself without it.

The atmosphere of a city under attack from a giant thing is perfect. There were times when it looks a lot like the footage from 9/11 and this may be hard to deal with for some people. The papers blowing down from shredded office buildings and flaming debris everywhere was impressive. Every second of the movie felt genuine, except for the emoting and the obsessive monster attacks on our main characters. I felt submersed in the story, despite the occasional bounce on skeptic meter (the tunnel scene knocked me completely out of my suspended disbelief because it was ripped straight out of The Descent).

I recommend it to all monster movie fans with strong stomachs. If you are the kind of moron who must have everything explained to you in every movie, then you aren't going to enjoy it. If you don't like richer-than-thou yuppies, you will enjoy it.

14 comments:

Kathleen said...

I won't read this yet because I am still waiting to see it. Hopefully this week.

Chuckles said...

Yeah, I did my best to avoid spoilers.

Brando said...

I would love to see it but I think the camera would kill TLB. She had problems with Blair Witch and also the big car chase scene in the second Bourne movie, which was epileptic in its cuts. I'll probably have to wait for the DVD.

Chuckles said...

Go alone.

Worth it, unless you have Clif's tv or one that measures at least .4W.

That is in the new metric measurement of wangs.

dontEATnachos said...

btw, I got reviewsnstuff back up kind of. It's at http://reviewsnstuff.wellroundednerds.com now though.

dontEATnachos said...

btw, I still haven't seen this. My girlfriend didn't want to see it because it looked 'scary'.

Mandos said...

I thorougly agree with your review. This long weekend, I had a minor movie binge and also saw There Will Be Blood. Hmm, maybe I should review it.

Mandos said...

KIND OF SPOILERS
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I'm also really gratified to see that you concurred with my thoughts on the tunnel scene. You see, as soon as I saw

1. The, um, lice

2. The, um, subway station

I knew exactly what was going to happen, so I'm kind of surprised by other critics telling us how shocking and effective that scene was.

I think my favorite part was where "Marlena" was bleeding from her eyes and the paramedic yells "BITE!"

mdhatter said...

yeah, I wanted it to be cthulufield.

Maybe after Peter Jackson is done with the Hobbit.

Chuckles said...

Cthulhufield could be pretty boring. Gthulhu rises from the ocean stomps over to the summoning cultists and eats them, everyone seeing this goes raving crazy, Cthulhu stomps or flies over and eats the crazies. Everyone seeing this that didn't see it the first time goes raving crazy, Cthulhu stomps or flies over and eats the crazies.

Lather, rinse, repeat. Maybe Cthulhu eats the sun? The result is still the same as the end of this movie.

mdhatter said...

I just like movies that have unhappy endings.

Maybe someone will turn the Arkham Horror into a movie?

Chuckles said...

Give me some funding and I'll get on that as soon as the strike is over.

Mandos said...

I don't think the strike is a movie strike, right? If it isn't, get on that right now!

Chuckles said...

WGA strike is a movie strike but the loophole has to do with scripts completed before the strike AFAIK and there are plenty of those around, I'm sure.