Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Still Alive, Despite the Attempts on My Life

I am back on the North American continent but am currently blogging from an undisclosed location due to recent attempts on my life. Please don't worry, my mind and my wang are still intact and quite healthy.

As soon as the authorities clear me and deal with Vlad, I will resume my regularly scheduled blogging.

Once again, I am alive and well and Vlad is fucking going down, so please stop worrying.

8 comments:

NotCarrie said...

Ummmmm, welcome back...?

fulsome said...

Why am I not suprised. I presume you had something to do with this?

Jillian said...

And how come YOU never have puppy pics to cheer me up, hmm?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

They let you back in?

Chuckles said...

Puppy posts are for those who choose to phone in the bloggo.

mdhatter said...

You tried to have a life? I await vague details. Good to hear about the wang.

Smartypants said...

As long as the wang is ok.

Chuckles said...

The wang is better than ok.

Hell, the wang is always ready for action.