Saturday, August 13, 2011

The Wizard Uses Item: Scroll of Reanimation

Let us all hope that no otherworldly intelligences have lain spawn within the recesses of this shambling corpse of a bloggio.

The Genius is once again deliberately, and purposefully, unemployed, but not without plan or hope. After all, in this economy it is so easy to find employment that who wouldn't want to take a couple month vacation and then merge with the job stream as the salmon so often do. Except, you know, without the orgy and death at the end of the search.

But seriously, I have moved out of the comfort and light of the lovely city of DC to the far reaches of Virginia-space. The amenities in my new lair are charming and rustic. So rustic in fact, that I must travel 5 miles to find the internets. This rusticity extends to television and radio signals, as well. You might almost wonder if I have violated both Einstein and Lewis' Laws, and traveled into the near-distant past. So do I.

I've got a backlog of post ideas longer than the list of bad wang jokes I told, and I have nothing to stop me from writing. I can't even muster a bad excuse to avoid writing. So look out Pinko Punko, I will be pestering you about Monday Goldriker Theater.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Welcome back, and also to the vale of not working (or getting paid) in which I am also traveling.

Jennifer said...

Wow! A Chuckles' post! Hey, I'm going to be teaching my crazy old lady painting class again. We may need a wang model.

Brando said...

I am glad to see you back from hiatus and welcome the return of wang jokes.

Chuckles said...

I think I can just make it to you Jennifer with the right...motivation.

Pinko Punko said...

Heh heh.

Kathleen said...

it all comes full circle