Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Tucker Carlson: JUST TRY AND GET ME FIRED FOR THIS, COBAG

Tucker Carlson has once again proved how much of a total hosebeast scumbag he is. At least he's consistent. He has always claimed to be an ardent libertarian but has consistently spoken and behaved like a classic neo-con.
To paraphrase: "Because I don't agree with the way some people in the district vote, they should no longer be able to exercise that right."
It isn't like Barry is being elected to a mayoral position every other term, it is a council position. Given the governmental set-up here, Congress can override anything the Council does anyway.
To paraphrase, again: "I love my little corner of DC and all the restaurants that I go to because they make me feel special. Especially the ones that let me beat up gay men in the bathroom."
If I find him beating on anyone in the bathroom at my new office, I will immediately proceed to mop the urine soaked tiles with his face. Maybe his bowtie, too.

3 comments:

Pinko Punko said...

Don't use double quotes for actionable paraphrases.

Chuckles said...

I didn't say I would hurt him, just use his face to mop the floor. His caked on artificial bronzer would probably prevent any contact with the actual floor.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

ooh, save me a kidney!