Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Holiday Bake-Off: Confection Confessions

Yeah, um, so...

I ate most of my cookies, as did Super Secret Awesomegirl and my family.

What can I say? I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL.

This time, I might actually send them out, or I might just talk mighty amounts of trash. AGAIN.

In any event, my cookies will rock your face and melt your mind.

11 comments:

stephanie said...

Be sure to soften the butter BEFORE you try to mix it this year.

Chuckles said...

Yes, ma'am.

stephanie said...

Also, you can't borrow my mixer. Especially since I have such a nice non-broken one.

Pinko Punko said...

You motherfucker.

The Uncanny Canadian said...

This is pretty much exactly what happened last year I presume. That's fine. I don't even *like* cookies anymore. Sob!!!!!

Kathleen said...

I KNEW IT!!!!!

actually, I did know.

rotten mcdonald said...

But the story was epic.

Mendacious D said...

Obligatory The Wire quote:

"You happy now, bitch?"

Mendacious D said...

Also, in the interests of disclosure, I was in on the joke.

I will now recuse myself.

Chuckles said...

I think we already have a case of judicial impropriety in the 2008 Holiday Bake-Off/Cobagitation Contest.

rotten mcdonald said...

If you haven't broken a kitchen appliance, you aren't really baking.

Try adding more moose antler.